Age/Gender: 17, Male
Location: Poulsbo, WA
Job: Student
I'm not sure if the world I see is real, but it will continue to haunt my vision despite.
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For some reason, I kept getting blocks that were 3 to 4 times my jump height, with no real way to get passed them, and quickly died. Seriously, I'd at least make it beatable. How am I supposed to get past blocks that almost go out of the screen in height?
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I really enjoyed the puzzle part, and I liked how there was a lot of clickable items. The find the flash and blam thing weren't as fun, and very short, but it was a good game overall. 4/5
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"And I thought Rob was the runner"
Fun, simple, good time waster. I think the sounds he made when he got hit could have been better, but meh.
Also, sometimes the health packs don't work, and others will auto-fill your entire health bar. Just a heads up.
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If you like grinding. I found that most of the fights on this game that I fought was training. This is because of 2 things:
You made it basically impossible to get enough training just with the story. Even if you were at a higher level than your enemies, you would still have trouble fighting the harder ones. At the beginning, I found myself playing rounds where I couldn't even do anything for three or more rounds because the guards kept using Concussion, and stunning me.
You made the player rely too much on armor and weapons. This might actually be the only thing that made the grinding fun, making the game an 'armor collector' of sorts, where you'd try and get a full suit of one of your enemies. Still, if you offered more armor in stores, and just make the enemies have slightly better armor, this problem would be solved.
This was especially annoying on heroic, when you'd both have to train rigorously to win, but the training was so frustrating, especially in the beginning, that you just wanted to stop playing altogether.
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else I'd never win. However, I can only seem to unlock the first two players, even if I beat more players. Is there a criteria during battles that allows you to unlcok characters?
Author's Response:
You have to beat Frodoo to unlock your first character. After that you'll have to defeat every newly unlocked character to unlock another...
Thanks for the nine!
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If not for the dual controls, I would have liked it. But because of the dual controls, I found myself frustrated. I'd get my gun to aim correctly with the arrow key, and then when I moved the mouse onto the game screen to switch weapons, the gun would re-aim, almost straight down. This got annoying after a while, and I just quit.
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I can't believe I actually beat the boss on act II, it's way harder than I thought. I have to say, I wish you had introduced the rocket launcher into the game earlier though, that would have really helped. Otherwise, great game, 5/5.
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I played through the game, and wanted to play again to see if I could find more of the hidden rooms. I noticed everything was already open, and all the people were talked to. This would be fine, except that when I got to the caves, the part where the cart breaks the bridge thing doesn't work. That cart already went through, but there's still an invisible barrier stopping you from getting through.
Otherwise though, beautifully made game, definite 5.
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That was fucking amazing. I honestly have to say that I never would have expected something this awesome that had to do with a little pink horse.
Author's Response:
LO, THX, I PRACTICE MUCH ANIMATION, IT IS A FAST WORK, BUT YOU CAN SEE ME ABILITY :D, THX
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It wasn't really that offensive. It wasn't really that funny (A game based completely around a joke that's not funny? What a waste of time). It wasn't even fun. What I suggest you add is jokes that ACTUALLY offend people, like religion, or womens' rights. Despite all of the things you seem to claim this game is, it's not.
Believe, no one finds boobs 'offensive'.
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